Military dogs are amazing. A buddy of mine is a career military dog. Unfortunate for him, they named him Muffin. But really, I think that’s why he is so good at his job. I think he may have been one of the dogs that helped U.S. SEALS complete their mission to find and…well…86 Osama bin Laden.
Regardless of how you feel about that, you have to admit military dogs rock. They’re loyal, 100% devoted to the job and they have titanium, razor sharp teeth. Wait? What? As it turns out, no they don’t. If you saw the pictures of these pups (the one in the picture above is an old friend of mine named Sue), you’ll see they are decked out with radios and all sorts of computer gadgets. But they do not have metal choppers as refuted here. Give it a read. You’ll be very impressed with these pooches, especially since they don’t have bionic tails. Oops. I may have just started another rumor.